His jokes about your siblings
Their attempts at packing lunch.
Their solutions to problems
Their indifference to your embarrassment.
Dad use of technology: `you can just send that picture to the other phone...`
Their way of pointing out how dumb you look.
Their reaction to your music, specifically if you`re 12 years old.
Their ability to know when to comfort your misery, and when to photograph it.
Their reaction to finding your or your sister`s extensions.
Their inability to cook is only matched by their heart.
They`re not bad parents, they`re just weird parents.
Their love of gay jokes
Your dad`s jokes
Their love for sexual innuendos
Their odd tastes for interior design
The way they cook.
Their attempts at a selfie.
Their attempt at fitting in with modern culture.
Their Christmas tree
Their ability to convey their love in simple terms.
Their competition with other dads.