Jackass might be one of the greatest things ever. It showed a nation of people that you can totally get famous just from hurting yourself. I`m super stoked about the release of Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa. I wish there was a new Jackass movie every year, but that probably wouldn`t be very healthy for the members of Jackass. Here are my favorite Jackass moments.
I don`t know about you, but I can never wake up in the morning. Sometimes I hit the snooze button every 9 minutes for like 3 or 4 hours. If I had one of these as my alarm clock, I`d make it to work on time every day.
This might be one of the dumbest things Jackass has ever done. Steve-O crosses an alligator pit on a tightrope with his underpants stuffed with raw chicken. That`s also why it`s one of my favorites. I`m so glad they they made Wildboyz so I can see Steve-O almost get eaten by all kinds of animals all over the world.
Fatty Fall Down
This is a perfect example of why Jackass is so great. Usually if there was a broken bench prank, the person getting pranked would be the fat guy. Jackass pranks some random guy who`s walking by. It`s just their way of adding a little chaos in to every day life. As a fat person, my number two fear is sitting on something and having in collapse under me. My number one fear, of course, is being kicked off of a roller coaster.
Party Boy In Japan
Party Boy is one of my favorite characters. He loves to dance and doesn`t care who gets in his way. The party`s never gonna stop for him. It can`t. Our world depends on it. I`m pretty sure there was some sort of ancient Tibetan story that said if Party Boy ever stopped dancing then the world would end.
In the Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dufresne had to crawl through a mile of raw sewage to get out of prison. These guys just had to go through one short hallway of tasers. I would take a few taser shock over never being able to feel clean ever again.
Son Of Jackass
At the end of the first Jackass movie, we get to see what Jackass would be like if they kept doing it in to their old age. That movie came out in 2002 and they`re now on their 4th movie with Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa. The problem with getting famous for hurting yourself is that you don`t have a ton of other skills. I wouldn`t be surprised if this joke ends up turning in to reality.
The Opening Sequence To Jackass 3D
I know Jackass 3D is on here a lot, but that`s because it`s the best Jackass movie. There`s a reason that they held the premiere at The Museum Of Modern Art. It`s a legit piece of art. The 3D in this movie is masterful, and this first scene really does a great job of showing the kind of amazing technical feats that were in store. Remember guys, if there was no Jackass then there probably wouldn`t have been a Gravity.
In this segment from the TV show, Johnny Knoxville demonstrates what it`s like to get tasered, stun gunned, and pepper sprayed. He acts like they hurt so bad. Whatever! That`s just a typical Saturday night for me.