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Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand (27 pics)

Cleavage? Yeah, not a part of your vocabulary.

You can stuff, you can hoist, you can tape, you can use any mechanism of modern engineering — but nope, girl, nothing’s ever gonna peek out of THERE.

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


Going braless isn`t as easy as our bigger-boobed counterparts may think it is.

We still need nip coverage and shaping, or else it’ll look like a bird’s-eye view of two tents being pitched inside our shirt.

Going braless isn`t as easy as our bigger boobed counterparts may think it is.


But tops with built-in bras: totally an option! Yay.

And you can wear a variety of cute tops without worrying about the neckline being too scandalous.

But tops with built in bras: totally an option! Yay.


That awful middle school/high school phase where you thought it was necessary to stuff.

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Having to buy a size small bikini top but a medium/large bottom.

What am I, some kind of MONSTER?

Having to buy a size small bikini top but a medium/large bottom.


And padded bathing suit tops are SO obvious and never fooled anyone. Come on.

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


The horror of wearing THESE:

The horror of wearing THESE:


The dismay of trying on a bra called "nearly A" and having it fit perfectly.

The dismay of trying on a bra called  nearly A  and having it fit perfectly.


Worrying that your new bedroom partner is going to be disappointed once you ditch the padded push-up bra. Even though he/she probably won’t be!

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


The visceral anguish of strapless tops.

The visceral anguish of strapless tops.

1. It’s going to fall down ALL DAY.
2. My shoulders are broad and I don’t have boobs to balance it out, so I look like a linebacker.
3. The weird armpit fat cleavage — NO ONE LIKES THIS.


But bandeaus? Under muscle tees? Hell yes.

But bandeaus? Under muscle tees? Hell yes.


Realizing that when *some* guys talk about how they like girls with “smaller boobs,” they really mean, like, a C cup.

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


The annoying fact that A-cup bras usually come with, like, 8 inches of padding, but we don`t all want to prop our boobs up to our chins, OK????

The annoying fact that A cup bras usually come with, like, 8 inches of padding, but we don`t all want to prop our boobs up to our chins, OK????


Being resigned to tops and dresses that fit perfectly but have WAY too much extra room in the boobular area.

Being resigned to tops and dresses that fit perfectly but have WAY too much extra room in the boobular area.


Secretly wondering if your breasts are even big enough to function as a sustenance provider for your future children.

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


Sagging: not an issue in your immediate future. Yes!

e.g., Charlize Theron’s perky rack.

Sagging: not an issue in your immediate future. Yes!


When everyone said, “Your boobs will grow in when you get a little older!” But then you hit 17, and you started to freak out a little.

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


People telling you, “Don’t worry, when you get pregnant they’ll get bigger for a while.”

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


The fact that just one sports bra totally gets the job done.

The fact that just one sports bra totally gets the job done.


When larger-chested ladies tell you you’re “soooo lucky” you don’t have to deal with back pain:

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand


Being able to wear cute bralettes because your need for “support” is next to nil.

Being able to wear cute bralettes because your need for  support  is next to nil.


…because you’ve already heard it all.

...because you`ve already heard it all.


And knowing it`s easy to smuggle booze (and just about anything else) into bras that are just a tad too big for you.

And knowing it`s easy to smuggle booze (and just about anything else) into bras that are just a tad too big for you.


And guess what: Your small boobs make you a total babe anyway. Yay, bodies!

27 Things Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand

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