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12/12/2017 2:42:30 AM

A Hilarious and Heartwrenching Breakup Recorded by this Guy`s Live Tweets (47 pics)

“Are we getting pizza or what? I don’t mean to change the subject, but are we?”

According to New York City writer/comedian Kyle Ayers, he was hanging out on his Brooklyn rooftop when a couple arrived on said roof and began breaking up.

According to New York City writer/comedian Kyle Ayers, he was hanging out on his Brooklyn rooftop when a couple arrived on said roof and began breaking up.

Kyle did what any sane human would do, given the circumstances. He live-tweeted their break-up.

Kyle did what any sane human would do, given the circumstances. He live tweeted their break up.

There’s an entire subplot devoted to “Girl” wanting to move in with “Guy.”

There`s an entire subplot devoted to  Girl  wanting to move in with  Guy.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


There’s some wonderful meta commentary.

There`s some wonderful meta commentary.


And some common communication flaws.

And some common communication flaws.


There’s some good old fashioned incoherence.

There`s some good old fashioned incoherence.


And some real self-reflection.

And some real self reflection.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


There’s a great “text from my coworker” subplot.

There`s a great  text from my coworker  subplot.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


And the standard “I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends” issue, familiar to anyone in a relationship.

And the standard  I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends  issue, familiar to anyone in a relationship.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


There’s a precise tally of lies…

There`s a precise tally of lies...


And this common frustration.

And this common frustration.


Oh, right. Back to the cohabitation subplot.

Oh, right. Back to the cohabitation subplot.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


At this point, Rachel probably called “guy” immature because:

At this point, Rachel probably called  guy  immature because:


And we can only assume that, affected by the mid-November New York chills, Rachel was shivering because:

And we can only assume that, affected by the mid November New York chills, Rachel was shivering because:


More incoherence. Classic Rachel.

More incoherence. Classic Rachel.


Meanwhile this dude is stress-smoking like crazy.

Meanwhile this dude is stress smoking like crazy.


Both parties are demanding answers now.

Both parties are demanding answers now.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


But Guy is a seasoned expert at beating around the bush.

But Guy is a seasoned expert at beating around the bush.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


More answers demanded!

More answers demanded!


More bushes beat around!

More bushes beat around!

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


The couple’s astute powers of observation lead them to notice their live-tweeter.

The couple`s astute powers of observation lead them to notice their live tweeter.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


#Meta

Meta

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


Oh, yeah! Almost forgot about the pesky texting coworker!

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot about the pesky texting coworker!

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


All the heartbreak has “guy” feeling a little peckish.

All the heartbreak has  guy  feeling a little peckish.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


+10 points to Rachel.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets


As she walks away, our beloved Rachel is incoherent one final time.

As she walks away, our beloved Rachel is incoherent one final time.

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

(Probably texting that coworker, right?)

a hilarious and heartwrenching breakup recorded by this guy s live tweets

Thank you, Kyle, Rachel and “guy,” for this truly moving tale of love, loss, and pizza.

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