1. Let me guess: Are you Chinese?
2. What ARE you?
Are you asking me where Im from?
Yeah, where are you from?
Nooo, like, where are you really from?
Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?
3. But what kind of Asian are you?
4. Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?
Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian.
5. I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?
Why does it feel like Im personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population.
have you ever eaten dog?
7. Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?
8. And this
Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know.
9. Are your parents strict?
Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households.
10. Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?
11. Do you get in trouble if you dont get straight As?
12. Specifically to females: Are you attracted to Asian guys?
13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females*
14. Whats your REAL Asian name?
I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it.
15. Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?
16. Why are your eyes like that?
17. Are you really good at karaoke?
Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. But yes, I am.
18. Are you really good at ping-pong?
19. How are you guys all so skinny?
20. Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?
Harold from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got?
21. Wait can you understand the other Asian languages?Via buzzfeed.com