This will teach you to never to mess with a trash can. In fact, the existence of this gif means that at some point this kid thought it was a cool idea to Street-Fighter-kick a spinning trash can. How idiotic!
Remember when Avril Lavigne used to sing about liking a skater boy? Well, this GIF is about to launch this skater boy into the fortress of humiliation. If you`re going to attempt battle with a metal pole, at least bring something stronger than your skateboard -- and need we mention a sense of balance?
This could very well be the workout his trainer at the gym prescribed. We think it`s best to first gauge the strength of your opponent before taking the first punch. Even when your opponent is made of plastic and air.
At this rate, this karate-choppin` dude will definitely not be able to keep the doctor away. With each apple that drops from his practice dummy, he`ll need an extra visit to the physical therapist for his dislocated limbs.
Now that you`ve vandalized your school vending machine for some chips and candy, you can rest assured knowing that your food now also contains glass shards from your little shenanigan.
We don`t know what the problem is that people seem to have with trash cans, but we`re pretty sure it`s not a battle worth picking. Especially when you know it`s one you`ll never win. What`s the best thing you can do? Recycle?
We don`t know what it is with people who wish to fight machinery, but this ceiling fan is an undefeated champ. Good thing he had the table, chair, and floor to land on!
Maybe he`s just drunk, but we think this guy has mistaken parked cars in broad daylight for the mosh pit of a death metal concert. Why else would he be unleashing those head-bangs with such force and spirit? Screaming for vengeance!
Body slams stopped being cool after The Rock semi-retired from professional wrestling. In fact, if you try to body slam a classroom desk with the chair attached, you`re bound to get yourself tagged as "idiot" on your friend`s tumblr page. You may also get tagged as `DOA` at the hospital.
By all means, attempt to stop a running water hose by chasing it down with sheer force and attempting to slap the life out of the lifeless inanimate object. This person wins points for inherent misunderstanding of how basic household objects work.
If the door is locked and you`re pressed for time, please don`t mimic this idiot. There`s always a back door. Or, if you wait a little longer, someone will help you figure out the doorknob.
It sure is a slippery slope from anger management class to worldwide humiliation. We always knew hockey games could get a bit violent, but we never took a professional athlete to be so stupid as to slip as he released his anger on a stick.
Yes, he is using his head. Using it with sheer brutality to settle a score with a roadside sign.
We`re not limiting our collection of Idiots Fighting Things to just humans. At least we`re not letting this four-legged creature off the hook. Balance balls that should stay in the gym or yoga classroom have unintentionally gained more IQ points after this GIF.
"Catch me if you can" is what this brainless object of plastic and air doesn`t even need to think. The ones who need to do some thinking are these uniformed cops. Perhaps they`re not real police officiers, but rather Hot Cops from "Arrested Development"!