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12/16/2017 4:38:37 PM

18 signs you’re definitely too Drunk

Here are 18 signs you’re too drunk...

1. You want another drink

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk

‘I’ve already had two bottles, you say? This information is irrelevant because I AM INVINCIBLE’


2. You’ve lost everything

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk

Shame, you think you liked that handbag.


3. Your head is too heavy to swig from a glass so you demand a straw for your wine

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


4. You’re dancing

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk

With a capital DANCING.


5. You’re making indiscreet comments at the top of your stage whisper

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


6.  You’re arguing slurrily with your dearest friend, who suddenly seems the embodiment of all that is evil

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


7. You’ve smashed two wine glasses in rapid succession, and you’re well on your way to the third

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


8. After careful discussion with your friends (who may or may not have left some time ago) you decide to write a children’s book. About wine.

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


9. You bought the last seven rounds

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


10. You shout at the bar man for taking your empty glass away

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk

Savour. Every. Drop. It’s not just a mere vessel, it’s your prop.


11. You can’t see anything unless you stare at it

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


12. You congratulate yourself on how well you are handling being this utterly, utterly ham-sandwiched.

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


13. You feel a warm wave of love for everyone, and the wine

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


14. You’re happily drinking other people’s leftovers

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


15. Any vessel will do

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


16. You’re making a mess and/or causing a scene

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk


17. Your fingers won’t work...

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk

So you shove your wallet or purse at the taxi driver, mumbling ‘Take it.. it’s too heavy.. *starts to weep* I said TAKE IT. You’re so beautiful’.


18. You can’t even begin to contemplate how you’ll feel tomorrow morning

18 signs you`re definitely too drunk







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