Jean shorts are getting SO short, you can no longer wear them with underwear. . . Are these underwear?
Holey Jeans...No these crotch baring jeans are NOT that kind of holey..
Split Jeans: Actually we mean a "split personality" has got the best of this gal.
REAL Split Jeans
Fashionable blue jeans work best worn on girls with boyish figures. AND reason why all other women need `Not Your Daughter`s Jeans`. *There is such a thing ladies..
Jean Shoes: What is this. . . an idea from the DIY blue jean handbook?
Peg Leg Jeans: This is what you`d call EXTREME peg legs! What planet is this women and her jeans from?
Ripped Jeans: Get away with splitting open your jeans due to your large size by calling it teenage ripped jeans. Nope, fail..
Strategically placed rips in jeans will get you stares, but for ALL the wrong reasons.
Jean Socks: Nope, we really know those jeans socks were once pants..
Head Light Jeans: If this gal`s head lights are on, she`s going. Why? Apparently she can`t stay and sit.