You know that feeling you get when youve successfully completed a Pinterest project? Yeah, me neither. I once learned how to do the sock bun, but it didnt look nearly as good as the original pin. This site makes you believe you can be a badass baker or a professional photographer, and then crushes your dreams when you fail. Its depressing, but entertaining for so many others.
MY HAM LOOKS LIKE A
This is what happens when you serve ham at Thanksgiving, stick to tradition or youll get this.
AT LEAST THERES ALWAYS DESSERT
UNLESS YOU RUIN THAT TOO
Theres a reason most recipies dont contain the term cook until blacker than a moonless night on an empty ocean.
IT HELPS TO KEEP THE FILLING INSIDE THE CRUST
At least they didnt burn anything.
THE QUICKEST WAY TO TURN YOUR LOVED ONES INTO MORTAL ENEMIES IS TO BURN THE ROLLS
The last things you ever want to do is take away someones semi-annual excuse to load up on empty carbs
SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE NORMALLY REQUIRES A PAN
Im not sure what happened there and Im not sure that I want to know.
FOOD ISNT THE ONLY DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN
I think we can all agree that the true meaning of Thanksgiving is avoiding a house fire that destroys everything you own.
LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOURE INNOCENT
For example, I bet the person responsible for this cake didnt even realize what their turkey looked like.
SOMETIMES PROFESSIONALS MAKE MISTAKES TOO
What a crappy cupcake (the joke here is that the turkey on the right looks like poop).
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND TURKEY IS ONE
You can debate the exact definition of golden brown as much as you want, and I know for a fact that the picture on the right will never meet the specifications.
IS CORNBREAD SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
Making cornbread isnt that hard, and cornbread should definitely never be that hard.
CRANBERRY SAUCE REQUIRES A LITTLE BIT OF PREPARATION
At least try to make it look presentable.