Robin Thicke:Amid allegations Thicke cheated on Paula Patton, theAbout Last Nightstar separated from the crooner in February. His next move? Devoting an entire album - subtly entitledPaula- to her in an attempt to "Get Her Back." Having their dirty laundry aired in public didn`t work and she filed for divorce in October. Oops, guess love can`t grow back. And we suspect Thicke won`t be too keen on singing these tracks on his next tour.
Shia LaBeouf: The plagiarism scandal. The retirement announcement. The "I am not famous anymore" bag. The #IAMSORRY art exhibit. Shia LaBeouf made so manyfowldecisionsthis year we thought they`d be impossible to top until he was arrested during a Broadway show for criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and harassment in June. In his drunken stupor, the actor was heckling theCabaretcast and even smacked star Alan Cumming on the backside. This year, Shia`s been the real ass
Mama June Shannon: If you watched the burp and fart show that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, you probably weren`t surprised that the reality series was canceled amid a scandal. They`re a special breed. However, the nature of the drama wasn`t just surprising, it was scary. Matriarch Mama June reportedly started dating her convicted child molester ex, Mark McDaniel, who sexually assaulted her daughter Anna Cardwell. While June insists nothing happened, her story doesn`t add up and the whole thing leaves us with a dirty feeling kinda like neck crust.
The Kardashians: Every last one of them. Need we say more?
Bill Cosby: While the claims keep mounting, we don`t know for sure what happened between Cosby and the many women accusing him of sexual assault. Regardless, his radio silence approach (save for his pitbull attorney`s disparaging comments about the accusers) is troubling in light of the disturbing allegations. Further, a special turkey shout out goes to his social media team for inviting the Internet to meme photos of him as the scandal unfolded. As you can see, the response was not what they expected.
Aaron Carter: Talk about someone who could use a "snap out of it" smack from Cher. Aaron Carter dated Hilary Duff over a decade ago as teenyboppers. He dumped her for Lindsay Lohan, if that tells you anything about the relationship. Fast-forward to January when she separated from husband Mike Comrie and Aaron started making an online play for her. (Think: Posting pics of her with captions like, "hilary duff is flawless" and stalkeresque quotes like, "I`m not going to give up on Hilary ever.") Asked about Aaron`s obsession with her, Hilary said she finds it weird. Cosign!
Stephen Collins: The actor whose biggest role was playing a minister dad on7th Heavenconfessed to molesting an underage girl and exposing himself to two others? Yup. No further explanation needed as to why he`s f*ck up material.
Jaden and Willow Smith: We try not to pick on kiddos, but Jaden, 16, and Willow Smith, 14, make it so hard. While the white Batman costume at Kimye`s wedding was bizarre and the bed photos were disturbing, we`re dubbing them turkeys for their unbearable joint interview with theNew York Times`s T Magazine. Jaden, "the most durable person on the planet," said school is "not authentic because it ends," and novelist, fetus appreciator, and quantum physics expert Willow claims be able to control time. Can she take us forward in time to a point when the Smith children are no longer famous?
Justin Bieber: Will the Biebs ever not make our list? Doubt it. This year was a doozy for the singer, who was arrested three times (Miami, Ontario, British Columbia, and Ontario). That was a mere fraction of his legal woes: He was also sentenced to two years of probation for egg-gate and involved in several civil suits, including his infamous deposition meltdown over Selena Gomez. (Don`t even get us started on the on-again, off-again Bieber/Gomez relationship.) However, now that he`s started carrying the bible around, we`re sure his whole life is going to turn around and we`ll no longer write posts about his antics. Please.
Jason Biggs: No, Jason, we still haven`t forgiven you for that tasteless tweet after the Malaysia Airlines plane carrying 298 people went down over Ukraine. (The pie humper turnedOrange Is the New Blackstar wrote, "Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?") You`re a comedic actor. Work on your material.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: We`re not sure what`s going with the blessed union of Tori and Dean (marriage turmoil, constant cheating rumors, her health woes), but would it pain them to figure it all out whileoutof the spotlight? It`s like they won`t breathe without demanding a paycheck for it, making them come off as desperate, unsympathetic, and overexposed. Not a great combination when reality TV is your bread and butter.
James Franco: The actor has always had a reputation for being an oddball - a harmless, handsome oddball. But when the then-35-year-old tried to pick up a 17-year-old Scottish touriston Instagram earlier this year, Franco`s reputation went from odd to ugh. While it was amusing to read his online pickup lines, it was a major turnoff to learn that he knew her age and kept pursing her. But he apologized, kinda, and life went back to normally abnormal for him.
Teresa Giudice: From the early days of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, we watched Teresa and Joe Giudice flash their cash. Fast-forward a few table flips (and seasons) and they`re now both headed to the slammer for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud. Teresa is off to the Orange Is the New Black jail in January for 15 months and, when she`s done, Joe will hit the clink for 41 months. Even in Teresa`s post-sentencing interview with Andy Cohen though, it was unclear whether she "got it," saying, "Well, [it`s] time for me to wake up, like, I do need to read things before I sign them," she said. "I`m a trustworthy person and sometimes I take, you know, what other people say and I just believe them, and I trust them. And I can`t do that anymore." As in, she didn`t take any personal responsibility. We`ll see if she changes her tune in her first post-jail interview.
The Duggars: The19 Kids and Countingstars have built an empire atop their conservative values, which viewers of TLC show know well. This year, however, it seemed that their ideals were hard to escape because they were everywhere. Not only did we watch two Duggar daughters, Jill and Jessa, say "I do" and experience their first kisses, we have been getting the play-by-play of Jill`s pregnancy, which she announced at just eight weeks because "every life is precious no matter how young." Beyond that, we`ve watched the family become even more political, including when Jessa controversially compared abortion to the Holocaust, the mass murder of 11 million people. Then Michelle and Jim Bob allegedly deleted photos of same-sex couples who participated in their kissing challenge. Like the feeling we get after eating turkey (thanks to the tryptophan), we`re suffering from Duggar fatigue this year.
And honorable mention goes to Lindsay Lohan, whose reality TV show was a trainwreck, complete with a miscarriageand her leaked sex list. Chris Brown, who couldn`t resist adding to his criminal record. Ditto for "retired" celebrity Alec Baldwin. Kanye West, who falls into the Kardashian category, but we also want to call him out for the wheelchair incident And, finally, Kirk Cameron for, well, all the gemsthat have come out of his mouth this year.
Who do you think was the biggest f*ck up of the year? Did we miss anyone?