Clubs are traditionally full of drunk people, and drunk people traditionally do incredibly stupid things.
I like to imagine Ke$has Timber was playing when this picture was taken.
The $38 dollar mistake.
Luckily this one only cost her $12.
This is basically the same picture if you replace the bottle with a person.
Nailed it! Oh. Wait.
The universal sign for Someone please rescue me from this creep.
At least he stayed upright.
The same cant be said for this guy.
She probably just spilled her drink. Or not.
At least this girl made it to the bathroom. Correction: a bathroom.
So close, yet so far.
Im sure theres an explanation, and Im also sure it doesnt make any sense.
Thats not supposed to happen.
You can technically stay after this, but you probably shouldnt.
The best way to get an STD without actually having sex.
I hate when I confuse bathroom stalls for the parallel bars.
And finally, the number one sign you should probably leave immediately.