At some point in her mysterious superhero-like past, Kylie Jenner went through a metamorphosis: She went from being a thin-lipped, super-rich-and-famous kid to a full-lipped, super-rich-and-famous kid.
Apparently, all you need to become a 17-year-old sexy person is artificially full lips and a society that doesnt mind sexualizing minors (we did it, America!).
Kylie insists her full lips are 100 percent natural, so Id like our readers to take a look at this photograph and decide for themselves.
This weekend, the hashtag #KylieJennerChallenge started popping up on Twitter and Vine.
Teens were trying to emulate the reality TV star and plump up their own lips by sticking them into cups and water bottles, which tends to make them swell.
Unfortunately, it seems everyone failed to understand that theres a very big difference between having naturally full lips and making your lips explode by abusing them.
They wanted to look sexy, but all they succeeding in doing was looking like sad fish.
Finding Nemo is her fashion inspiration.
I feel like Im watching someones face melt off.
Some of the results are literally cartoonish.
When the lips go down, severe bruising occurs.
But its worth it
to look this beautiful.
Similar techniques for fuller lips include
punching yourself in the mouth
cosmetic bee stinging
injecting your lips with cholera
and, of course, all the high-end allergic reaction boutiques popping up all over the country.
People say teens are misunderstood. I dont think thats true. I think I understand them perfectly. Theyre fish. They live under the sea.