9/15/2019 6:20:36 AM
Here we find two human adults, sucking on one anothers food-holes while in a childrens playground.
But no place could ever be sexier than our cultures unofficial, impromptu vomit and sh*t repository: the New York City subway.
Bathrooms are sexy, right? I mean, to be fair, they do see a lot of d*cks.
Nothing turns me on more than being surrounded by sweaty dudes writing screenplays.
Now Im not a sociologist, but I think this technically qualifies as a threesome.
Making out in a park on a cloudy day, surrounded by people walking somberly home as the day ends, is maybe the most existentially depressing out of all of these for me.
Yeah, just lean on that lady while you trade tongue bacteria yeah, thats hot.
These two really know how to choose a place where no one will be watching them.
Computer labs are ostensibly quite sexy, actually. You know, all that access to porn and Rihanna music videos. Im sure you can paint a vivid mental picture.
Oh and by the way, I wasnt lying about the public butt-fingering trend.
Here we find a happy, affectionate couple, shopping for DIY butt plugs at Walmart.
And another strolling through the streets of the city that never sleeps! (Fun fact: It used to sleep, but then it saw this picture and cant anymore).
But it always comes back to this. We cant seem to get enough of PDA in weird, sad places.
It spans across the globe, including all cultures, creeds and species.
I guess when it comes down to it
you just gotta do what you gotta do.