A wedding is a time for two people to come together in the bond of everlasting love while everyone else gets drunk and tries to have sex with anyone who isnt his or her relative.
But, things dont always go as planned.
Weddings are prone to obstacles whether its someone giving a hilarious speech about the grooms past sexual conquests or a drunk uncle wrapping his tie around his forehead like a Ninja Turtle.
I found a delightful example of this assertion.
This bridesmaid passed out the exact moment the officiator said, You may kiss the bride.
I didnt notice her at first, but then, I looked at the ground. Shes the, um, unconscious person.
Apparently, the ceremony wasnt even that long, and the bridesmaid just needed to eat something that wasnt champagne.
The person who took the photograph of the fainting bridesmaid was actually her brother, who either didnt notice she fell or just knows what makes a very good picture.