Watch as this black widow and scorpion battle each other to death. Ive noticed most black widows dont really want any trouble, and almost all scorpions are assholes. Black Widows Philosophy: This nice, dark, secluded corner will make a nice home. Scorpions Philosophy: This house is mine now. The internet has been seriously torn over who won the fight, but many seemed to think scorpion wins, flawless victory, fatality. What do you think? Either way Id say we all won.