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12/15/2017 3:54:52 PM

Your Dorm Room On The First Day Of The School Year Vs. On The Last.

On the first day of a new semester, college students suddenly think they are Martha Stewart on the first day of fall…

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…and on the last day of the year, they suddenly feel like George W. Bush on the last day of his presidency.

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“Back to school” shopping should actually be called “expensive things I will soon destroy or lose” shopping.


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On the last day of school, your desk is the most depressing thing in the world — looking at it is like looking at a grown man being yelled at by a barista in front of his son.

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When you get the room, it is always in perfect, glorious condition. It’s like a beautiful, fresh piece of white paper, full of possibility.

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But by the end of the year, that piece of paper is wrinkled, smells like beer, and has a hundred dicks drawn all over it.

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