Look at that face up there. Does that chiseled, effete mug look like the face of a man who could be attracted to GASP men?
Of course, not. Thats Cristiano Ronaldo, androgynous international soccer superstar, and theres no way hes dating a dude kick boxer who lives in Morocco.
Why, that would be an affront to masculinity everywhere.
But then again, Badr Hari did post to Instagram saying hed married Ronaldo
That could mean anything. Thats Cristiano Ronaldo. He dated Irina Shayk for christsakes. He couldnt be gay. Or could he?
A report in a Spanish newspaper said Ronaldo is frequently flying down to Morocco to visit Hari for some off the field (gay) activities.
Doing what? Some straight broin down? Or some gay cuddling up?
According to a French pundit. Said Daniel Riolo, on French TV after the accusation was made, Take the example of Cristiano Ronaldo Im sure flying off to Morocco three to four times a week to see a friend and cuddle with him might have an impact on his performances eventually.
Is poolside cuddling homosexual?