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9/18/2019 10:08:48 AM

Is Cristiano Ronaldo Secretly Dating A Male Moroccan Kickboxer?

Look at that face up there. Does that chiseled, effete mug look like the face of a man who could be attracted to … GASP … men?

Of course, not. That’s Cristiano Ronaldo, androgynous international soccer superstar, and there’s no way he’s dating a dude kick boxer who lives in Morocco.

Why, that would be an affront to masculinity everywhere.

But then again, Badr Hari did post to Instagram saying he’d married Ronaldo … so.

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That could mean anything. That’s Cristiano Ronaldo. He dated Irina Shayk for christsakes. He couldn’t be gay. Or could he?

A report in a Spanish newspaper said Ronaldo is frequently flying down to Morocco to visit Hari for some off the field (gay) activities.

Doing what? Some straight broin’ down? Or some gay cuddling up?

According to a French pundit. Said Daniel Riolo, on French TV after the accusation was made, “Take the example of Cristiano Ronaldo – I’m sure flying off to Morocco three to four times a week to see a friend and cuddle with him might have an impact on his performances eventually.’

Is poolside cuddling homosexual?

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