When it comes to cool as hell patterns, girls get the best stuff. There are tons of times Im shopping with my wife and I see a design print on a dress and I say, Goddamnit why cant they make this for men? Id wear the blouse but it doesnt really fit me and when it does, the cut isnt really all that flattering with my 80s pro-wrestler pecs and chest hair.
And as much as I envy women for their wonderful assortment of patterns, now I have something else to envy them for:
Amazing lipstick art.