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12/14/2017 6:03:36 AM

A sad example of the difference between being hungry and being horny!

I’m not sure you can call this situation a crime of passion, but it certainly put this guy in a pickle.Oliver Dietmann is on trial for negligent homicide after his lover, Rica Varna, was pronounced dead, when he forgot to take a cucumber out of her mouth...

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Wait what?Apparently, after downing four bottles of wine and some glasses of schnapps, the two thought it would be really kinky to grab some veggies out of the fridge and use them as sex toys...

Tragischer Tod nach Gurken Sex Mannheim, 19.7.2014   Rica V. (Ü 46) erstickte beim Sex an einer Gurke. Ihr Liebhaber Oliver D. (46) muss sich wegen fahrl‰ssiger Tˆtung vor Gericht verantworten Gurkenmord 23 02 2016. Totschlag mit Gurke. Im Foto: Angeklagte Oliver D. / E.T. 24.02.2016 Bild Bund /

First of all, that’s some serious alcoholism and I’m not sure whether to be impressed or not. Probably not since someone died...

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Second of all, the story takes a weird turn when Dietmann said after sex, he put the cucumber in her mouth.Dietmann, who said he went to put out a fire in the kitchen and smoke a cigarette after sex, found her unconscious when he returned...


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“I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog, and then went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette,” he said. “I tried to get the cucumber out of her mouth,” but as he noted, the pieces were too mushy.Medical experts said the cucumber cut off Varna’s breathing and she slipped into a coma...
I mean really, how long was he gone? And why wasn’t she able to pull it out of her mouth herself? What was actually going on in there?

what`s the difference between being hunfry and being horny

Apparently, the couple was no amateur at using veggies in bed because inside his bedroom, they also found carrots. Dietmann said he used them to “pleasure her.” Did I miss this sex trend or are people in Germany just disturbed?Dietmann is now facing up to five years in prison.Come on, man. Didn’t your mom tell you not to play with your food?..

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