If you ever got in a fight with your significant other, it went EXACTLY like this.

That tells me everything I need to know about who's going to RULE in the next generations :)

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s relationship is not as picture perfect as they would like you to believe.

Paris moved in with Doug Monday and already there is trouble in paradise. In fact, the couple were involved in a terrible screaming match so loud, that police were called at 1 A.M. this morning. When police arrived, both Paris and Doug refused to open the front gates for them. So they hopped the fence and knocked on the door.

The couple answered and police calmed them down and stopped the screaming. Sources say that the couple attended an event earlier in the evening and were seen arguing.

Paris is making a definite impression on her neighbors, the night she moved in they hosted a huge, loud party and one of the party goers took it upon themselves to key a bunch of cars.

Douggie douche seems like a real prick to me. I wouldn’t doubt if he was the massively jealous type with rage. He just strikes me as being weird like that..