I am so learning this trick!!

Being single is awesome, guys. Because

Eat whatever you want

You can be as lazy as you want.

 Like, really, really lazy to a point where it's humiliating, and still...NO ONE will judge you.

You can pull out the "Single Ladies" dance and ACTUALLY mean it.

You can rock a bad hair day and give zero fucks.

You can wear embarrassing pajamas all day, like a boss.

And even when you leave the house to party with other sexy singles.

No one will judge you for dancing like a moron.

You don't have to share the bed with some jerk who hogs the sheets.

You can move at a moment's notice without fear of any consequences.

You never have to worry about getting into fights about stupid shit that doesn't mean anything.

You stop being the annoying "friend with a boyfriend."

And if you do feel like dating, there are an endless amount of weirdos out there waiting to fulfill your fantasies.

You don't have to worry about normal grooming. At. All.

Watch whatever the hell you want.

You can party on Halloween without looking like an idiot in some dumb couples' costume.

The toilet seat can be up, down, or Star Wars–themed. Doesn't matter. Just do your biznasty.

Hideous underpants can be worn freely, because you don't care who sees your junk

You can drunk-sext random people, even if they don't like you that way.

You can fart and burp without shame, because there's no one to judge you.

If you don't want to clean your room, don't!

Same goes for the kitchen. Let your gross flag fly, smelly!

You don't need some lame-ass bowl to eat cereal.

And you can totally slut it up if you so choose, because you're single!

This is what the guy wrote on reddit:

'I'm from Sweden, but we changed planes in Moscow. Well, first contact was on Facebook, but we meet when I was doing a charity tour/volunteer work in Fukushima and Miyagi after the tsunami of 2011. Cleaning up after a tsunami turned out to be much harder emotionally than I had imagined. The TV news censor a lot, but reality doesn't
She supported me and encouraged me to battle through it all, and it brought us really close and we really hit it off after it was over. I fell hard for her and somehow convinced her to come with me to Sweden, but only after a year of long distance dating. Guess I owe the creater of Skyp a beer ;)

She was really sad that her family refused to acknowledge the proposal, let alone to be happy and excited for her sake. I just wanted to give her a positive memory in all of this :)'

This is sad, parents are supposed to be happy for their daughter....

reddit.com

A Russian girl whose boyfriend is Taiwanese has revealed the facts that the gender imbalance in Russia has caused over 10 million Russian girls can’t find men to marry, so international marriages are extremely trendy amongst Russian girls and furthermore Russian girls’ demands a perfect man (shown at the end) aren’t high either. So guys who can’t find girls, what are you waiting for? Go find a Russian girl, both pretty and strong, able to catch thieves and beat up hooligans, no need to fear others bullying you ever again!




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