"Madhi offers free kisses" and the paper: "One Free Kisses"...wait for it..

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The guy who picked the wrong chair to kick

The burglar who underestimated his target.

The guy who got as much as he gave.

The complete idiot who didn't get run over by a car, but got a healthy punch in the face.

The man who foolishly taunted a bull.

The woman who should know better than to call her ex-boyfriend "lazy."

The guy who got a high five, alright.

The cheater who has nowhere to hide.

The dog owner who's never going to mess with his pooch again.

The thief who will never stop regretting his life choices.

The guy who learned to never kick public property.

The biker who fell on his face.

The soccer player who should work on his aim.

The little swimmer and his reluctant cat friend.

The man who went bowling for birds and lost a bag in the process.

And the amateur ninja who needs more practice.

Good luck and dont forget to record the result