If you dont work childbirth into the scene when you ask a girl to prom, you arent even trying.

So when you finally done with high school you get to leave one last quote to be cemented in the yearbook and time forever, a good chance to sound smart, motivated, and compassionate. Instead some people take that offer and really go balls to the wall and make a joke of it. I had a few friends myself that had some classic yearbook quotes from “Why do mice have shoulder blades, life is a mystery.” to “Ride or Die- DMX”, both from two of my best friends. Here are 21 classic quotes from the yearbook that are pretty hilarious.

A guide by a second grader

'don’t do your homework on the weekends or on friday…'

'eat with your mouth open…'

'…do the frog leap'

Via laughingsquid.com