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How do you screwdriver?

It seems I displeased the child again

Well, I’m all out of ideas

For those times when you have absolutely no faith in someone!

A little for the plate and a little for the pot

Let me just take out this can of OMG

How the hell do I taco?

Lamp doesn’t even work with no power!

I was fersure this would work

I can’t prop up my pillows? Screw it, then I won’t read AT ALL!

Nooooo! My hotdogs!

How do i pencil?

possible head injury turned accidental win.

 sneak attack

well-placed wipeout.

 thankfully a centimeter too short.

surprisingly svelte snowmobile.

This lucky dude who somehow always lands on his feet.

This pedestrian who just barely remembered to look both ways.

That one time with that meandering firefighter

 This "damn, nature, you scary" moment.

This slow-motion car crash saved by one super human.

narrowly avoided 20-story fall.

truck driver who narrowly avoided becoming Captain America's best friend

literally just perfected his nosedive.

The cop who now has no urge to get a second slice of cake ever.

photographer who doesn't love his job so much anymore.

That time everyone wanted to play leapfrog in cars

giant metal monster was waiting for this surprised snowboarder.

These people who almost starred in a documentary about Jaws.

truck stalled in the absolute worst place.

This dad who thankfully has the best hand-eye coordination.

That one time Grandma was forced to give a F.