Animals are your real best friends.
Inanimate objects are pretty friendly too.
Work your hair – it’s your best asset!
If your dad is powerful enough he can get you out of almost any contract.
You should probably work on your posture.
You can never have too many corkscrews.
Look a wild animal in the eyes to assert your dominance.
Makeovers Fix Everything.
If you sleep for long enough, you’ll wake up to a hot guy.
And finally, everyone always lives happily ever after.
Unless you’re evil, of course.
lesson: don’t tease a zebra with food and then turn your back on it!